Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Monday, September 7, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still." - Calvin Trillin
Sunday, August 30, 2020
Friday, August 21, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing." - Bernard Baruch
Sunday, August 16, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be." - Nora Ephron
Saturday, August 15, 2020
Friday, August 14, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming." - Wernher von Braun
Sunday, August 9, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men." - Joseph Conrad
Saturday, August 8, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner." - Tallulah Bankhead
Friday, August 7, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate." - Dave Barry
Sunday, July 26, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." - Garrison Keillor
Sunday, July 12, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." - Imelda Marcos
Saturday, July 11, 2020
Saturday, July 4, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen
Saturday, June 27, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." - P. G. Wodehouse
Sunday, June 21, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one." - Cavett Robert
Sunday, June 14, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half." - Gracie Allen
Saturday, June 6, 2020
Funny Quote of the Day
"That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'." - Richard Armour
Monday, May 25, 2020
Sunday, May 24, 2020
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